Look, I have a Friendster page, which now I just leave up, ignored, because I feel bad about deleting it and losing my connections there. The ones I never do anything with because I never go there anymore. And I'm on MySpace, which I like a lot more now that it's the red-headed step child and with the band pages and stuff. And I'm on LinkedIn. And, btw, flippin' Google me if you want to find me.

College-born Facebook opened up its virtual doors, and I just wasn't interested, yo.